Bascapades: Sleeping Puss

I can sleep most anywhere,

Why yes I cover things in hair,

But that's the price to pay you see

To live with a cat as lovely as me.

If your undies are furry from me,

Your clothes are hairy as can be,

When your food has extra fluff,

Yes, living with me can be tough.

But remember when your sad,

I'll cuddle you and make you glad,

That while I'm furring up your thong,

At least it's soft when you put it on!